Meet the Boyz! Part 8

Alright folks we're almost there! Not only are we just a few days away from Seattle's first big 'Boylesk' extravaganza of the year, but we have just two more performers for you to get to know!  Tonight, let's meet our Emcee and Host...

Ernie Von Schmaltz

The Man, The Myth, The Mustache

Ernie Von Schmaltz is a 'ladies man'.  He is a player with all the right moves, the object of desire in the eyes of many young women, and a role-model for young  male exotic dancers all over The Emerald City, and Beyond.  He believes in the power of the mustache, of polyester and gold medallions, and the irresitible appeal of a health paunch on a virile man.  He is a gypsy at heart, traveling the land in a van, that will inevitably be a-rockin' next time you come a-knockin'.  He is The Man.

Ernie Von Schmaltz has been a performer and emcee in Seattle's burlesque scene since 2005, he is an instructor of boylesque at The Academy of Burlesque, and is one of the funniest Mustachioed Stallions in the business.  I have seen a number of shows hosted by this intimidating specimen of masculinity, and had the pleasure to be in one of them.  I am stoked to have Ernie Von Schmaltz as the Master of Ceremonies for this our Boy Royale of Burlesque, a Celebration of Boydom, the third, the thickets, longest, and juiciest installment of Boys! Bois! Boyz!

You won't want to miss this show, I assure you.  And if you aren't convinced yet... just stay tuned because "The Prince of Burlesque" has yet to make his appearance.

Loves!

~ Fosse Jack