Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Upcoming Show! Floozies & Fairytales

Saturday, May 28th at The Redezvous/Jewelbox Theaer I will be joining Vixen Valentine, Beatrice Belladona, Violet DeVille, EmpeROAR Fabulous and more for a fairytale themed burlesque show!  I love fairytales, and I love the act I'm developing for this show.  Here is a fairytale teaser, and I hope to see you there!

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Once upon a time, there was a boy named Fosse Jack.  He was not a bad boy.  He was not a good boy.  But he was a nice boy.  One night he decided to go on an adventure.  His mother did not want him to go, but he said "I am a man, mother.  I must see the world!"  She did not stop him but she said, "Be careful my son for the world is full of faeries, and they will lure you with glitter and booze and you will be lost forever."  Fosse Jack kissed him mother and went on, heedless of the warning she had given.

His mother had good reason to warn him, for Fosse Jack was a changeling child, a faerie himself, and she feared that once he found out he would never return.

Fosse Jack went into night and he met many wonderful faeries.  He danced, and he drank, and he got covered in glitter. 

When the moon was full over head, Fosse Jack met a giant.  A big beautiful lady giant with long blonde hair, and adorable little cat ears.  She smiled at him and because he was tired she offered him food and rest.  Fosse Jack thought she was a "nice giant" and he snuggled his head in her giant bossoms.

Morning came, and the giant made him breakfast.  Hickory Farms sausage with Ego waffles with gallons of syrup.  By the time his appetite was sated, Fosse Jack was sticky all over.  The giant told him, that she must go out but before he left he could use her shower.  He smiled and thanked her.

Fosse Jack scrubbed and he scrubbed and he got the syrup off of his lithe, pale body.  Afterwards as he looked for his clothes he spotted something that filled his eyes with mischeivious glimmers.  Remember that he was not a bad boy.  But seeing that the giant's beautiful shoes fit him just right, he proved that nice boys CAN be naughty.

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